Abropå det där det med ek.....

[LMR]

Onions and Christmas Trees

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father:

Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?

The father, surprised, answers, 'Well, son, there are three kinds of boobs: In her 20's, a woman's are like melons, round and firm. In her 30's to 40's, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions'. Onions? Yes, you see them and they make you cry.

This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said: 'Mum, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?

The mother, surprised, smiles and answers:

'Well dear, a man goes through three phases: In his 20's, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30's and 40's, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50's, it is like a Christmas tree. A Christmas tree? Yes! The tree is dead and the balls are just for decoration!

Heter ju apropå , måste vara sviterna efter Cinderella......

[LMR]

Får väl ta en till med anledningen av det enorma bifallet......



The Mormon & The Irishman



A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London.

After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, 'I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips.'

The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, 'Me too, I didn't know we had a choice.'

[GunnarN]

:clap:

Stort bifall! Mera, mera!

[LasseL]

En fräckis om dagen är bra för levern.